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Stefon’s Yelp Page. [hillibuster]
NEW YORK’S HOTTEST BAR IS ANGELS & KINGS!Although it should be called Angels & Queens! Scandalous!! (Pete Wentz is a giving loverrrrr). Located in the middle of the fountain in Washington Square Park, this pan-sexual portauthoriparty is the creation of Italian club owner Tranny Hall. And this place has everything: Mr. Miagi impersonators, skinny cholos, a jacuzzi of expired milk, a Polynesian nanny who looks like Smokey Robinson……and look who just walked in! Is it Natalie Portman? No! It’s an old Irish Black man we all call “Murphy Brown”!
Dammit, parody Yelp accounts are pretty much beyond perfection at this point.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpdf7RPpZ1qay5g0o1_1280.png)
Stefon’s Yelp Page. [hillibuster]
NEW YORK’S HOTTEST BAR IS ANGELS & KINGS!
Although it should be called Angels & Queens! Scandalous!! (Pete Wentz is a giving loverrrrr). Located in the middle of the fountain in Washington Square Park, this pan-sexual portauthoriparty is the creation of Italian club owner Tranny Hall.
And this place has everything: Mr. Miagi impersonators, skinny cholos, a jacuzzi of expired milk, a Polynesian nanny who looks like Smokey Robinson…
…and look who just walked in! Is it Natalie Portman? No! It’s an old Irish Black man we all call “Murphy Brown”!
Dammit, parody Yelp accounts are pretty much beyond perfection at this point.
